infinityglobus
20 Aug 2025
“CPA motto: Today’s victory is tomorrow’s to-do list.”
(Just a never-ending relay with spreadsheets.)

“They thought accounting was boring. Now they’re crying over unclaimed expenses.”
(Pro tip: Don’t mess with accruals)

“That rare moment when the balance sheet, income statement, and cash flow all align – pure satisfaction.”

“That auditor who finds genuine joy in spotting discrepancies”

“When ‘work-life balance’ means working from your desk… and then from your couch.”

“When you thought you found ‘the one’ but they ask for consolidated financials”
(Some requests are too heavy… even for love)

“Accountants: balance a statement once
Also them: ‘Let’s admire that masterpiece again.’”
Perfection deserves to be revisited.

“Real bookkeeping strategies: Step 1 – Panic. Step 2 – Office Fees.”

“That moment when your balance sheet betrays you by $1.”

“Because even dreams can’t escape tax season“
